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* ‘Out, damned spot!’


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About the translation:
Poet:
Luis Felipe Fabre
Translator:
Cutter Streeby
Original language:
Spanish (Mexico)
Issue:
2013 Number 1 - Strange Tracks

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Original poet

Luis Felipe Fabre

Luis Felipe Fabre has twice been a Fellow of the National Fund for Culture and the Arts for Young Artists. His latest collecti...

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Cutter Streeby

Cutter Streeby is a recent graduate from the University of East Anglia’s creative writing program. He has been published inter...

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